Israel Seen – Backpage News from the Front March 11 2016
Once again Daniella Ashkenazy treats us to “daily life ” in Israel according to the Hebrew Press
STOP THE MUSIC? NO WAY!
In a stabbing spree in Jaffa, one of the intended victims, Yishay Montgomery, (26) clobbered the knife-wielding Palestinian assailant with his brand new 12-string Guild acoustic guitar leaving a head-size hole in the side of the instrument…and was promptly presented with a replacement the very next day from the collection of the all-time enfant terrible of the Israeli rock world Aviv Geffen…who breaks guitars on stage regularly when singing his 1992 hit – “We’re a fucked-up generation.”
In fact, similar offers are flowing in, including a music shop that offered to donate an instrument no-strings-attached, while almost $6,000 was donated overnight on GoFundMe to send Montgomery several new guitars from the USA.
Just in case he needs a spare, perhaps…* (Walla.com,Yediot) Photo credit: GoFundMe – Guitar Hero
* Seeking some background on the ‘guitar hero’ Chelm-on-the-Med came across a YouTube clip of Yishay (who just came back from an extended sojourn in Canada but was born in moshav Beer Tuvia, my neighbors…) playing his guitar in the Canadian wilderness (130 views). There’s also a clip of Montgomery trying to put a hand axe into a tree stump from a distance of four or five meters (90 views) that strongly suggests he’d do well sticking to guitars as his ‘weapon of choice’…
APPLIED CHEMISTRY
How much chewing gum is stuck – under-the-table – under one pupil’s desk?
A group of eleven Israeli high school students settled the question once and for all: Between 75 and 150 pieces of used gum per desk. And, that’s only during the first three months of the school year.
The group harvested 20 kilograms of gum from the one thousand desks in their high school, then with the assistance of a food technologist from Elite Foods, the kids experimented recycling the gum – grinding up the yucky globs and dissolving the shavings in white petrol which produces a product suitable for the glue industry.
The next step? Kibbutz Nir David’s Nirotek self-adhesive label factory that suggested the recycled chewing gum be turned into a ‘green’ glue that can be applied to high-quality stickers.
The last step? There are plans afoot to install gum recycling canisters in every classroom in Israel. (Israel HaYom) Photo credit: Kiryat Haim High School
* Israelis consume 750 tons of chewing gum annually.
BLIND DATE GOES HAYWIRE
Chelm-on-the-Med has reported happier romance sagas at the Ramat Gan Safari* and other animal parks.
The love story of Shraga and Shula got off to a bad start and an even worse ending after handlers at the Kfar Saba Chai-Park decided to introduce the four-year old California Kingsnake Shraga to a suitable mating partner – three-year old Shula.
“In the first hours, it looked like the male and female were getting on well, even entangled with one another (DA the corkscrew-fashion in which snakes ‘spoon’ before mating),” said the park manager Ariella Katz.
Alas, handlers left the two ‘to get on with it’…but the next morning Shula was nowhere to be seen…well almost nowhere to be seen: Shraga – a black snake covered with symmetric white polka dots – had grown in bulk overnight…and the only sign of Shula was her tell-tale tail – sticking out of Shraga’s mouth – a rather kinky** form of oral sex… (Israel HaYom) Photo credit: Kfar Saba Municipality spokesperson
* see “Romeo in the Ramat Gan Safari” and “Over the Dyke”, for example.
** The zookeeper reassured the public that such behavior is extremely rare and extraordinary even for a California Kingsnake
HEAVY MATTER
In efforts to fight anorexia, not only have Israeli lawmakers prohibited using models who are emaciated or photos that have been graphically (i.e. digitally) manipulated to narrow the model’s body measurements even further (the Law for Restricting Weight in the Modeling Industry – 2012). The Ministry of Education has issued directives to ban standard practices of school nurses weighing and measuring schoolchildren, because of the stress it carries and apprehensions that the outcome can tip the scales and trigger anorexia. (Yidiot) Photo credit: pixabay.com -CCO Public Common
THE MEDIA IS THE MESSAGE
Kill the messengers? Nope, this time it’s kill the whistle-blower!
In a unique cyber attack on Israel, YouTube – which tolerates some the most gruesome and inflammatory video clips imaginable – ‘terminated’ the NGO Palestinian Media Watch’s YouTube account…an Israeli watchdog that monitors and exposes hate speech and incitement on Palestinian Arabic-language media that blatantly support terrorism and demonize Israelis/Jews and the State of Israel. Photo credit: courtesy of the Emil Schuttenhelm Collection
* An avalanche from PMW readers led YouTube to backtrack, and reinstate the account 18 hours later.
DOG DAYS
It’s not unusual for Ministers of Education to face protests by parents over this or that shortcoming – a controversial curriculum, overcrowded classrooms or security concerns, but the revolt Minister Naftali Bennett faces hit much closer to home…and we don’t mean the ranks of the Jewish Home party.
After several months of ‘unproductive talks’* to convince Bennett and his wife Gilat to get them a dog – the Minister’s children struck. Bennett came home bushed from a long day at the office to find himself ambushed by his own four kids – the house plastered with placards declaring “Demonstration! We want a dog” (preferably a Lab*).
If constant badgering didn’t work, his 3rd grade daughter Michal warned undiplomatically: “I have ongoing plans of how to continue the campaign.” (Yediot) Photo credit: screen shot from Ynet interview
* after the family dog Kula – clearly a Lab – died of old age at 15 (but not before the Lab was caught in the middle of a taped interview lapping up Bennett’s espresso…)
POOR EXECUTION
Galei Tzahal radio journalist Yael Dan revealed that in the latest spat of knifings, Yonatan Azriahav – who was stabled in a liquor store in the Petach Tikvah shuk by a terrorist – pulled the knife out of his own neck after fleeing the scene, then went back into the store…and fatally stabbed his Palestinian assailant in the chest and neck with the same knife as the attacker grappled with the store owner.
Poetic justice?
Not if you’re Yariv Oppenheimer: The executive-director of “Peace Now” (Shalom Achshav) charged the 40 year-old Breslov hassid’s actions* constituted “an extrajudicial execution”… (‘Making the Afternoon’ with Yael Dan – IDF Radio, Walla news) Photo credit: Channel 2 video screenshot
* The ‘first victim-then first responder’ suffered multiple stab wounds to his upper body.
Israel Seen – Backpage News from the Front March 11 2016
